I've not worked for an employer now for 15 months, so imagine my surprise when I was phoned by the temp agency I registered with 3 months ago offering me customer service work at £7 per hour.
"I'll give it a go" I said, secure in the knowledge I'm shit hot at that and not too bothered either way.
Ten minutes later I get another call - they don't want me after all. Fucking time wasters. My day is now officially ruined.